All brute force, but not a bit of brains
Ya'd look in the sky too long and drown yourself in rain
A verse for each Labor, I'm doing you a favor
Expand it two more and I'm putting you in danger
I'll be Eurystheus, you can be my bitch
Gofer this, gofer that, come here and scratch my itch
Suck my dick - nah, for you that ain't a punishment
Probably suck your nephew off three times a day behind the sheds
I'll keep it short - you ain't man enough to finish the myth
So we'll put you in women's clothes, true to your inner nymph



Look up the Heracles and Hercules articles in Wikipedia for the references.