My mouse is at hand
To strangle this blunt MC
An appropriate name
Cos yr stupid not sharp, see?
Moans he's left high and dry
Then leaves no weapon for me
Choked and hung with mouse cable
Damn this blunt MC
I cut him down just to see
He's still breathing, well fuck me
To finish him off I smash his skull through my CRT.

[crt as in Cathode ray tube (your pc monitor stoopid)]

Next weapon======a thong lol.