Oh man. What a nerd. Yeah, I use a PC, but that doesn't matter. Macs being better doesn't entitle you to be a dickhead. When you're laughing smugly about computers is when you need to go outside and do something useful.

PC users who brag about their systems are just as annoying, and they have tons more shit to brag about in terms of number of parts and all the bargains they can get. They'd beat Mac users for just overall smarminess if Macs didn't have those horrendously self-serving and arrogant commercials to back 'em up.