when ya get stuck, you can hit a switch man, and ditch
n' ya you can teleport, but isnt that running like a bitch?
dude is all green and shit, fags looks like a veggie brute
but mandarin?, he just sounds more like an orange fruit

vs.

I'll keep it short - you ain't man enough to finish the myth
So we'll put you in women's clothes, true to your inner nymph

Wasn't feelin' this battle much, but I actually got O RLY? here. M's closer was okay and his opener wasn't bad, but the 3 bars in the middle I thought were really ehhh and kinda lost this for him.

Vote - O RLY?