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IP:
I'll just get this out the way now.
My topic is: "Crash"
There was a man named Peter N. George, who cheated and swore
your typical 36 year-old drunkie who didn't believe in the Lord
He has 2 kids: a girl and a boy, 1 in 4th grade and kindergarten
and a wife who stays at home, in charge of cleanin' and dinner startin
The family used to go to church, but since Peter refused it forever
every Sunday, they just stayed at home doing whatever
But the wife and kids loved church, and they wanted to get to it bad
so they'd sneak to church saying, "We're going to visit my Dad!"
Every Sunday, a different escuse, Peter gave a look all strange
but he stayed home, drinkin' his beer, watchin the Football Game
Then, he thought, "Hmm.. they visit Dad TOO much.. hell, it's true
but he IS my father-in-law.. I guess I'll visit.. I ain't got shit else to do."
So Peter went to the hospital where his father-in-law was
he found his room, came in and started givin his father-in-law hugs
He didn't see his wife and kids, so he asked "was my wife and kids here?"
his father-in-law replied, "What?... I ain't seen them in 6 years!"
Peter froze.. started puttin the pieces together, he turned one way
and realized they lied to him to go to church every Sunday!
So he left the hospital and parked at church, and waited
he saw them come out, and hurried home to be there before they did
Peter didn't like them going, so he got home, plottin' to find
a plan to make them get church off of their minds
So when they got home, he called them in the living room to take a sit
and cried, "Pack your bags, because we're taking a vacation trip!"
They all were excited, and started packin' cause they were next to go
on a long, fun trip to spend days in Mexico.
They were on the road, and Peter said jokes about their family's past
eveybody was having fun, sharing family laughs
Peter said 1 more joke, and all of a sudden, the laugh was dead
when his daughter said, "That was funnier than what the pastor said!"
Peter became angry, and the wife said "I can explain.."
but Peter yelled, "Too late... I already know everything!"
They all started arguing, so Peter took his eyes off the road
then, he lost control of the car when he was driving and BLOOWWW...
Paramedics rushed to the scene, to get survivor identities
but it was too late... the whole family was dead instantly
But after the incident, here's what was revealin:
through Peter, the devil tried to take 3 of God's children.
But he failed, the family's still living and dead to some
but heaven has opened the door for 4 people... except for one
But when you look close, Peter didn't die in the accident.. odd?
he was dead when he didn't believe in God...
.....now thats the real Crash.
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Faime S. Quotez
The Scholar
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