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Old 04-12-07, 09:00 PM   #3
Faime S. Quotez
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My topic is: "War on Love"


Would you believe bombs dropped, guns popped, resultin' in guys killed
all because of a 36-24-36 measuring woman in high heels?
Think it's impossible? Let me tell you the story, be surprised
and watch the impossible become possible in front of your eyes...

In a world where kings were ruling countries to kill, and eat the flesh
there were 2 kings: King Tot and King Okem, kings of East and West
They used to be friends, never fought, always together doin' men shit
until a woman came in between them and messed up their friendship
Her name was Victoria, she was King Tot's wife, < but he's dumb man
cuz Victoria was never known for settling down with only 1 man
She was the most beautiful woman in the East and West
so... it was never a problem to get a man when she's seeking sex
King Tot loved her so much, but she never loved the guy
in fact, as soon as they married, she began looking for another guy
She only married Tot because he'd take her shoppin for hours
and in the East, he was the man with the most power
Their marriage made King Okem jealous, and him and Tot weren't friends
so, he planned to get back at King Tot for revenge
He invited the 2 to a party in the West, to have fun all night
so he could have a chance at getting with King Tot's wife
King Tot was suspicious, but his wife talked him into it
when they were there, King Okem tried to make Tot look stupid
He pushed Tot around, and did things Victoria was attracted to
and when he got her alone, he kissed her, and had her laughin' to
A week later, Victoria told Tot "I can't do this, so goodbye til death
I'm going to marry King Okem..", and then left for the West
King Tot hit himself in the head, never this grim in his life
'cuz he realized, that was the reason Okem invited him and his wife
Tot was overwhelmed with anger, with veins stickin' out of his hands
and yelled to himself, "IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NOBODY CAANNN!!!!!!"
With no warning, King Tot gathered his army with pistols and vests
and they started marching in a line into the West
A soldier in the West saw the army comin', and warned everyone
when King Okem heard, he said "If he wants a war, let's give 'em one!"
The West army marched toward the East army, loaded with vests
the East army started shootin', and so did the West
Soldiers dropped dead, it was a war, but Okem didn't show
'cuz him and Victoria were planning to leave on the low
King Tot was lookin' for Okem, to give em a shot to the head
but he got spotted by soldiers, and got shot in the leg
More soldier's died, even kids seen the deaths of their moms
King Tot, barely living, crawled to a basement and saw an atomic bomb
He detonated it, knowin' he'd blow the country away
on his last breath, he uttered, "Without Victoria, I'm dead anyway..."

[Atomic Bomb Explodes]

The End.
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