im'a legend, an your just a bore see
do i really have to kill'em,
.....his cigs are already doing the job for me
race cars an chill, cause your shows tired an needs a rest
when i heard dale was on tv..i thought earn hart faked his death
wait get off tv, just plow ya ass on the couch..ya dig
then he just realized i really meant i buried a hole in it
no wait, okay you got no guns, like bugs be holden
when you resort to ya couch you'll just see it's stolen
i got many talents..an that shit will always be said
you got one talent....crushing beer cans off ya head
cartoons can get pussy..but if your ever called a mack
i'm pretty sure that most people are looking at ya hat
an sometimes i dont even notice'em wit his crew
it's sad that hanks son bobby gets more tv time than you
your a waste of ink, an i'll just let it be said bitch
i star in my own show, an you just barly get ya name in the credits

wassssuuupppp dooccc