here it is, a quick 16 lines... match me..


Riiiggghhhhhhttttttt....
Yeh son, yo momma's so flat chested.. here's how it goes
Dudes flip her into the crab position... then bust out the iron 'n' wrinkled clothes
& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek
I roll out the jokes often, & the old ones, I'm lookin' to free 'em
Speakin' of.. yo momma so old you could call ya house a fucking museum
Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position
Forget Harry Potter..
.. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition
The bitch used dirty tactics and rose to the top of careers
Hell, yo momma's so low.. its no wonder you've been a bastard for years
That bitch is a retard, how she gone say she ain't heard o' me
Yo momma so stupid..
.. I came with a paradox and she thought she was in surgery
& yo momma so big 'n' hairy, I feel remorse like a real thing
'Coz GOD DAMN! it must've hurt when she fell off the empire state building
Dirty whore! I'm saying your dad must've been rocked slim
'Coz yo momma so nasty, he was beggin' his friends to cock-block him.

Yeah Yeah!!

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