BEFORE WE START!!!!!!!

I must advise you, afterwards, you'll want to get me on your rhyme tape..
It's like you got no eyes in your head, and I just met ya for a blind date..
I hope you've read this disclaimer before starting, to protect you from my lines' fate..
Power lines shake, and signs break.. It's time to correct this misaligned hate..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST, MY FRIEND, READ NO FURTHER.

It ain't even spring yet, but I've supplied the sinus ache..
This is kinda like your funeral.. Where two worlds collide but minus cake..
My mistake, it's the burial.. You're already ten big feet below
You could be nice, but it's hard to contend with my heat, ya know?
Come on, what kind of a "gangsta" could reside in Fayetteville?
Are you speaking street or country? Whatever you do, you best decide to say it well
AHH, North Carolina.. I like the Heels, but what's your claim to fame?
I'd like to do it myself.. But it seems somebody's already maimed ya name..
I guess your fire squad straps on the boots, and takes rides in the fire mobile
It's a shame your bloodied ass couldn't even survive my entire spiel

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