*aims at smashalot with sniper rifle from bar across the street*

nah but in all seriousness i'm a "retired stoner" too but i actually prefer the feeling of being high to drunk. both put me in a good mood but at least i can stand when im high....well kinda....lool

but then again alcohol has killed less of my brain cells than weed...my short term memory aint completely shit or nuthin but at the same time i know it aint performing as well as it would have, had i never smoked weed in the first place....also i've noticed minor paranoia from myself on occasion....