Yeh son, yo momma's so flat chested.. here's how it goes
Dudes flip her into the crab position... then bust out the iron 'n' wrinkled clothes
& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek
Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position
Forget Harry Potter..
.. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition

vs.

now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream
she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team
i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat
..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep
let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course
the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport

First off, I'm sorry this didn't get more votes, it deserved more, it was a good battle. The fact that Mets went 12 makes this much harder to vote on. If he went 16, good chance he woulda had another quotable and won, but as it stands, I got it 3-3.

Nick had the line of the battle with the Hogwarts shit, that was hilarious. Unfortunately, I felt that while his 2 other quotables were good, both were borderline because the left ass cheek thing, I've heard a similar joke before and the first was good, but not amazingly dope. Meanwhile, Mets' 3 quotables were really funny, especially the airplane thing. Both had some shit I really wasn't feelin' I dunno, I got Mets winnin' this but coulda went either way.

Vote - Mets