^that's not distortion dude that's a problem called extremely shitty mic. to get closer to sounding better your mids which is the only thing your mic is good at need to be turned DOWN, that's why it sounds like a clock radio. your highs need to be turned up and your lows need to be cut into 1000 little pieces to have the good ones turned up and the bad ones turned down. and that's before we begin to talk about that lack of volume.
I listened to your track and fucked with it a little and this is closer to what it should sound like:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/s42asp