So. Starts off, generic beginning. I'm right there, four feet away, they're arguing over a phone call someone made, number #1 pushes number #2. Number #2 fights back, it's a pretty good brawl, he busts the other guy's nose and eye and lip, comes away virtually unscathed.

Except.

Number #2

WENT NUMBER #2 ON HIMSELF. HE SHAT HIMSELF. HAHAHA. OMG. HE PISSED HIMSELF TOO. FUCKING DARK GREEN, LIKE A BABY WHO JUST ATE SPINACH. NUMBER #1 STEPPED IN IT.