lmfao @ Q, dope




I know exactly how that night played out


Omb: HEY BITCH! COME HERE AND SHAKE DAT ASS FOR ALL THIS MONEY... YEAH BITCH, MOVE THAT THONG A BIT TO THE SIDE OH YEAH YOU A NASTY BITCH AINT YA COME CLOSER AND SIT ON ALL THIS MONEY'S LAP

*whispers in ear* I have 300 dollars for you right now if you come back to my truck...

Stripper:I'm not that kinda girl

OMB: No... personalities are an illusion, you can be that type of girl if you choose to be. soo yea... choose to be....bitch

stripper: I'm calling the manager! DAVE!

OMB: DONT YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU BITCH IMA FUCKIN MAN

stripper: GET OFF OF ME

OMB: MIGHT AS WELL COP A FEEL HAHAHA! *grabs vagina*

stripper: *mases omb* *bouncers takes him out of club

OMB: I'll be back bitch and u gon shake dat ass some more! hahahhaahhhaaha... oh no.... my heart

etc