lol... I WISH it was like indeph's post.

It was actually like:

(keep in mind I was pretty drunk and a little bit stoned -_-)

Me: *walks in with some other dudes as well, sits down*

Then after a while some woman came to us and said "It costs $10 for 5 points" or some shit. and we were like yeah whatever.

Then after like a while longer one of the strippers came to us

Stripper: So are you guys going to pay or what?

Me: I need my $10 for something else.

Stripper: Come on... Its $10 dollars...

Me: I can't waste it here.

Stripper: So you just came here for a free perv? Sorry, but it doesn't work like that. You have to leave.

Me: If it costs 10 dollars to be in here they should have charged us at the door.

Stripper: *walks away mumbling* fucking tightasses..

Me: Hang on a second.

Stripper: What?

Me: So what, if I pay 10 dollars im not a pervert or a tightass? Just because I don't want to pay doesn't mean shit. Howbout this, I'll give you 20 dollars to put your clothes back on and regain some dignity. Its impossible for me to take you seriously.

Stripper: If you want to see that come back at the end of the night... but im working now.

Me: oh youre working now, does forcing people to pay you to take off your clothes count as work? I worked for my money too and i didnt have to make a fucking fool of myself to do it.

She seemed to get upset when i said this.. She had teary eyes a bit

Stripper: Fuck you, im gonna get the bouncer... you think I wanted to work in a place like this? its not exactly every little girls dream to be a fucking stripper. Im doing this because I have to and dickheads like you don't make the job any easier

Then she went over and talked to some bouncer dude and he came over and told us to get out or he would have to make us get out.

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