Many of my posts are the bare minimum length, and I've been here for a long time and the posts are usually from late out night when I'm not hanging out with friends.

Okay, you don't work at McDonalds. Maybe Wendy's. Or you're probably just unemployed.

So in reality your dumb ass can't imagine people smart enough to memorize where a key is without staring at the keyboard for a few years, and in reality you can't comprehend that you're a fucking dipshit nobody who types like a dumbfuck to either seem cool or to distinguish himself. Shut the fuck up. No one cares.

And yeah, you keep being proud you're out long enough so you can lie to girls.