Try this:

Hello, my name is Professor Feeble. I inquired in this thread as to why your girl looks like such a trashy slut, but I got no response. Do you have any further reasoning as to her welcoming, devious smile, and prostitute-esque facial expression?

Your bitch is ugly. Straight up. I don't have to be intelligent to see how trashy she looks. but hey, do you. I'm just saying I normally go for girls that don't look like they crawled out of a vagina and then let men crawl into theirs.