woke up to the sound of the clock/
next thing i know i hear a knock/
my mum comes in and pisses me off/
just as i was about to jerk off/
gotta get up 4 the bus cant be late/
arrive at the stop with 2 minutes to contemplate/
buy a ticket and sit myself down/
got my eye lookin out 4 honeys as we go round/
get to uni in time and go to a meeting/
man this guys pissed off looks like he wants to give me a beating/
says i copied sum1 else's work what a jerk/
im trying to keep myself from going berserk/
after 5 minutes i leave hopin for a reprieve/
what a waste of time i just get the next bus/
some of the crazy shit makes me cuss/
a foxy ho sat down next 2 me/
etc etc etc