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Originally Posted by Indeph
lmfao @ Q, dope
I know exactly how that night played out
Omb: HEY BITCH! COME HERE AND SHAKE DAT ASS FOR ALL THIS MONEY... YEAH BITCH, MOVE THAT THONG A BIT TO THE SIDE OH YEAH YOU A NASTY BITCH AINT YA COME CLOSER AND SIT ON ALL THIS MONEY'S LAP
*whispers in ear* I have 300 dollars for you right now if you come back to my truck...
Stripper:I'm not that kinda girl
OMB: No... personalities are an illusion, you can be that type of girl if you choose to be. soo yea... choose to be....bitch
stripper: I'm calling the manager! DAVE!
OMB: DONT YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU BITCH IMA FUCKIN MAN
stripper: GET OFF OF ME
OMB: MIGHT AS WELL COP A FEEL HAHAHA! *grabs vagina*
stripper: *mases omb* *bouncers takes him out of club
OMB: I'll be back bitch and u gon shake dat ass some more! hahahhaahhhaaha... oh no.... my heart
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hahahahahaha, this is the funniest shit i've read on here in a while.
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