KOOL COL-B, one of the coolest people I know is from Finland.

1. He talks like a robot.
2. The Finnish language is loaded with umlauts, so you get words like peliääyäväsää.
3. Finland sided with Italy, Germany, and Russia in the Axis of EVIL.
4. A sorta-version of Santa Clause in their country rides a wooden horse.
5. It's cool.

If you continue to badmouth Finland, I'll burn your clothes.