KOOL COL-B, one of the coolest people I know is from Finland.
1. He talks like a robot.
"oh mine" *3CPO*
2. The Finnish language is loaded with umlauts, so you get words like peliääyäväsää.
Crazy Hades on selvästikin perillä suomen kielestä, vitun 14- vuotias homo penikka 
3. Finland sided with Italy, Germany, and Russia in the Axis of EVIL.
You should read more history, we just did what had to be done. Finland just wanted to remain their independence.
4. A sorta-version of Santa Clause in their country rides a wooden horse.
No, Petteri the reindeeer all day fuckah!! And Santa Clause is from Finland, actually from Korvatunturi to be exact.
5. It's cool.
werd
If you continue to badmouth Finland, I'll burn your clothes.