CUT YOUR HAIR AND GET A JOB, TERU, YOU GODDAMN HIPPY.

Also, stylish pants? You mean, like, sparkly pants? Parachute pants? Metrosexual has to be the worst word ever. And just so you know, the definition of metrosexual is basically, caring about your appearance as much as a stereotypical gay man. Just wear a polo, some jeans, and some nice sneakers. Shit. The other stuff is just crying to cover up how ugly you are.