Vs. Aphillyate
Step in the ring, have you praying for bell-air, anything to stay stable,
Fill your face with fists...
.........'Cause Uncle Philly-Ate everything that ever came to the table.

Vs. Ransum
No need to Telus your connections weak, try gettin' mobile with a Sprint,
I mean even if you Ran Sum more, you might shape your punches up a bit.

Vs. Wicked One
First Week here stuck in a three, ruff, you might as well flake,
Because the only way we'll see Wicked Won is a spelling mistake.

Vs. K-M
This battles miles away, but KM will still try and scrape up the win,
So I'mma 1-2 step over him like out of shape folks getting thin.

The only one that has anything remotely close to walking over somebody, but it's a completely different concept than the punch thrown this week.

Vs. Spektikul
No doubt you'll try to 'dance' round this and 'strip' me of the pleasure,
'Cause Spek's seen more 'laps' than F1 and Nascar fans put together.