The Original Half Ass King
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IP:
You know what I dont like? ...I dont like a girl that exagerates.
"Today, I took like a hundred hour nap."
....no you did not!! That would be very unhealthy if you were taking hundred hour naps, thats like hibernating, so you hibernated today for a hundred hours!
"Today, I saw a house burning, there were like a thousand fire fighters."
...no there was not!! They would all be out there bumping into each other like what the fuck are we all doin here guys, who called a thousand of us?? If I were to 'guestimate', I would have to say there was a thousand of us out here. That is way too many firefighters.
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