Originally Posted by Crazy Hades

Are you fucking kidding me? Have you never heard of sauna sausages? Finnish people fucking love saunas, and they love sausage, and they eat sausage before sauna-ing. Plus, I have a Finnish pal who worked on a farm and a pig tried to maul him. Oh, and they're pretty much at the mercy of Russia and Denmark and shit. Plus, they have a kickass mythology. And have you seen their language? It's fucking crazy. It's like 'aaapaelaaeiao voitajja voaklwa', but with a shit load of umlauts and crap.