Originally Posted by Crazy Hades

Played chess with this guy at Barnes & Noble, he was pretty chill. Gave me his card. HIs name's "Africa" and apparently he's an author of some inspirational books for writers or something. He won the first game because I was a bit out of it, then once I was warmed up I fucked him up big time. Five bucks says the dude's a pedophile. He said I remind him of some kid who knows somewhere up in Canada because of my sort of rocker hairstyle and my, ah, sangfroid.

Also, I'm going to go see No Country For Old Men with my brother and dad tomorrow, and haven't been to a movie with both of them (or just my brother) in a good while now.

Why did I make this thread? Because I feel like it. Why the fuck do you retards keep making a bunch of "RV is dead" threads? Why do you keep making a bunch of "I'm back" threads (like you, Carson) when no one gives a flying fuck? Why are we supposed to care about you people making all these threads like "---- is great!"? Exactly. Shut the fuck up and die with a whimper, RV. Or better yet, just shut the fuck up altogether.



Would one of those stories be an autobiography? Honestly, what the fuck are you saying?



And what the hell's that supposed to mean? I'm not intelligent in as many ways as I am intelligent? I assume you mean 'as I am inexperienced/egocentric/immature'? Go on and keep playing your role as RV's Humble Philosopher(tm) elsewhere. Not in the mood for your pseudo-Zen bullshit right now.



Because I want you to think I'm cool, Jet. It's my dream.



Too bad your singing's a waste of oxygen, huh?