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Originally Posted by Chris Stylez
Celibacy>sexy
Abstenence>Celibacy
Aids & unwanted Pregnancy>A life with out sexy
You figure it out
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There once was a man who found Toes sexy, especially ones that had painted pink toe nails. It was just down-right hot to him.
He had never had sex in his life, but he did dream about sleeping with feet, in a non-sexual way.
He got boners from these types of feet.
And married a woman who later had sex with him after he got turned on by her feet, but he didn't let her know that was the reason why.
Later she got fat, as he got old, she got diabetes and her leg below the knee had to be amputated. They divorced because he had lost his sexy.
But he still lost his virginity.
The End.