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Originally Posted by Valor
val kilmer lol sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
just chilling got out the shower....bout to go to the local park and kickit...smoke a little...maybe go bye me a 40  |
^^^some crhymie critique...
"just chilling"- no. we're too hot to do that. sin city's on fire homie. SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1 IMMEDIATELY!!!...and in the meantime pour some snow on us until they get here. it'll help aid the burns.
"got out the shower"- no. stay funky. crhyme stays mad grimey kid. word.
"bout to go to the local park and kick it"- no. we tend to reside in solitary confinement at all times because of our aggressive nature. we're a threat to other violent inmates bruh.......so kickin' it is out of the question. try shivving.
"smoke a little"- no. im sure you really meant to write "...smoke a shit load. i'll prolly smoke so much i'll forget my name, and by the way, who the fuck is this again?"
"maybe go buy me a 40"- no. buy a keg (preferably an import brew). a forty is like a shot glass of ice water. at least you'll get a little buzz killin' a whole kegger to your face. so be stingy with it, no sharing. then go hit up the hard liquor. bacardi 151 works. try 6 bottles back to back on an empty stomach. after that...you'll wanna bag some pussy. be sure to use protection on your merchandise though= try glad trash bags (xxxxxxxxl). we dont need to overpopulate this planet with even more thuggish, ruggish hooligans so be safe about it. no excuses.
^^^tips quoted out of the ''crhyme sin manual '08 edition''.
supervillain almighty, big bad crhyme sindicate