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Old 04-09-08, 05:34 PM   #42
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Originally Posted by JTR
Aye, im thinking bout this... when you fucking ur bitch and pull out when you bout to come and start stroking to bust on her face...

Say you hold the hole shut with one hand and keep jerking the shaft with the other til you orgasm what would happen?

Would it build up and then explode all over her face in a single shot when you finally let go?

Cuz if so... then next time I see my girl she getting the cum explosion of doom lol


^^^see, what yo do is this:

1) tie your penis in a slip knot.
2) have sex and cum several times (for build up).
3) fight off the 'after sex' piss session (for pressure purposes).
4) put on safety goggles.
5) brace yourself securely.
6) do a handstand (gravity helps).
7) pull slip knot.
8) blast away.
9) clean up mess with 9 towels.

^^^oh shit. i forgot. before step 1, your supposed to lay a sheet of plastic down in the room. it makes clean up easier than having to steam clean the drapes and carpet.


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