Scratch that last bit..

Because you can easily correct me with "But they SOUND like they're saying nothing, but really are"

that's called either of the following.
A. Pronunciation Failure
B. Subliminal Messages.

Both of which are just making rofl all over on the inside.

Write a verse and say every vowel beginning word as if it starts with R and end every word as if it ends with a W. Deepen your voice with strenuous effort and once completed, make the musicians surrounding you find a rhythm. You will be a metal singer in 0 days guaranteed, for it takes nothing but breathing practice.

I WILL KILL YOUR LIFE
YOU FUCKING SAD PIECE OF SHIT
I EAT SOULS
I AM SATAN
AND HIS FOLLOWER
IF YOU THINK I CARE YOU ARE MISTAKEN
RAHHHHHH
..yes...
RAHHHHHHHHH...
...yes..
Rah AH AHHHHHHHHH
yes.

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