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Old 04-28-08, 01:32 AM   #35
JTR
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Originally Posted by 2v
Scratch that last bit..

Because you can easily correct me with "But they SOUND like they're saying nothing, but really are"

that's called either of the following.
A. Pronunciation Failure
B. Subliminal Messages.

Both of which are just making rofl all over on the inside.

Write a verse and say every vowel beginning word as if it starts with R and end every word as if it ends with a W. Deepen your voice with strenuous effort and once completed, make the musicians surrounding you find a rhythm. You will be a metal singer in 0 days guaranteed, for it takes nothing but breathing practice.

I WILL KILL YOUR LIFE
YOU FUCKING SAD PIECE OF SHIT
I EAT SOULS
I AM SATAN
AND HIS FOLLOWER
IF YOU THINK I CARE YOU ARE MISTAKEN
RAHHHHHH
..yes...
RAHHHHHHHHH...
...yes..
Rah AH AHHHHHHHHH
yes.


HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPEED METAL

GLAM METAL

1st WAVE BRITISH METAL

HEAVY METAL


You`re just talking like a fucking idiot you have no idea wtf metal is and you`re just as bad as fucking morons who say all rap is about is bitches and hoes and shooting people.

Stfu you idiot, you`re refering to a one small portion of metal, you`d never be able to play an instrument as good as any of these top bands could, and you`d never even be able to sound as hardcore as any Viking, Thrash, Death, Black etcc Metal singers do

And you don`t know shit if you think they don`t think there`s real singing in metal, where they actually hit fucking notes.

Fucking ignorant pricks just stfu if you don`t know shit
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