THIS BOTTLE OF LAGGER, GETS ME WASTED, I STAGGER/
TIL I SKIP THE BUZZ AND GO STRAIGHT TO GETTIN DRUNK/
AND THROW SOME A SLOPPY PUNCH/ AT THIS BIG DUDE AND DUCK/ SO HE HITS YOU AND GRABS THE ORIGINAL GLASS AND JAMS IT IN UR ASS/ THEN HE PULLS IT OUT AND CREATES A VISCOUS ENEMA, SENDIN YA/ ORGANS FLYIN OUT UR ANAL ORFICE/ ALL THAT'S LEFT IS A BASKET OF PORK RIBS





WEAPON=BASKET OF PORK RIBS