*rubs eyes*

Wait, so there's a creator, AND we evolved?

That seems just CRAZY my G. Let's be honest here, Evolution states we evolved from Bacteria which turned into fish which got on land and so on and so forth.

So you're saying, an amazing God created Bacteria with the plan on Humans evolving and worshiping said God? That's genius reaching brilliance right there.

Let me see how big my ego needs to get before I build my own miniature universe to put people a size I can't even witness inside to praise the name Nathan.

....Then again, I'll have no hell to keep the sinners in. When they die... omg, I won't be able to touch them. I'm not divine enough. My plan has failed before my eyes!!!

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