LFS
Y'know thinkin bout this battle and it's lookin kinda blah,
I'll put money on him sayin something about fuckin my ma,
Nah
Or maybe he'll talk about stealin my girl and layin her down,
To bad he'll just freeze up cuz he can't talk big with her around,*
Nah
I'm havin fun with this battle, not takin it too serious this time,
I'd like you to take a look and listen at my JTR nursery rhyme,
Jack'll take Jill, back to the crib and try to put shit down,
He'll reach up her dress, turn UPS, then run to pack some brown,
I'm grouping these 4 together because it was a 2 line set up but then a nursery rhyme that didn't really throw a punch.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick as he needed a beanstalk to climb,
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum, he moaned as he came, in only a moment's time,
I get you're still going with the nursery rhyme shit, this was almost funny.
Haha, not knockin your life but there's something I don't get,
If you get so high and drunk, why are you always on the internet,
Bit more personal, nice.
Oh wait, matter of fact I may have to take back that last line,
Me scared to lose? Not when he has trouble just checkin in on time,**
Nah
This was mine from the start, everyone knows you could only be in jest,
As for now all you gotta do is bend over and do the pose you do best...*
Nah, link punches are so '05 man, try to avoid them.

Vs.

JTR
Get dealt some pain, ur such a fucking noob it's easy to tell ya lame
Cuz all ya verses are based around a Link like a fucking Zelda game
Wicked punch.
I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two
LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute
Not bad.
I look better then you, any girl steppin to dude must be fucking stupid
Cuz I can bet his virginity that he'll never fucking lose it
Hahaha, pretty good.
You're useless, this such a blowout no wonder i dont seem scared
Ahaha, they gon under-quote me just to make their votes seem fair
Meh
I'm hotter then a solar beam flair, ask ya bitch she licked my peanuts
And she musta thought my penis was a secret cuz she kept it between us
Hahaha, nice.
Stop lieing you couldn't freestyle, and im bout to get pushy
Cuz ya rhymes are like babies during child labor
...they soooo slow to come out of a pussy
Blah
I'll murder this barker with no bite, he's never heard that he's harder
Cuz his rhymes only get felt when he writes them in permanent marker
I dig it.
U spit plenty dirt, i can tell he's already hurt when i let the semi squirt
You're gettin blown out like ya birthday cake's candles on the 21st
Meh.


Was a prety one sided battle, JTR took it.

Vote: JTR