We have American Football over here to now. The BAFL (British American Football League) motherfucker! Come see me at running back, I dominate. I have great upper body strength and even greater leg strength.. allows me to plow through defenses with speed. I ain't timed myself on that 40 yard dash bullshit... but I run the 100m in like 10.4 seconds and the world record is only like 9.8 or something.

I got mad speed and raw power bitches.

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