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Old 09-03-08, 08:20 AM   #1
JTR
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Miley Cyrus diss (text) just for fun lol...

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Why? Cuz i fucking hate this bitch. Feedback is appreciated and if you want to write your own diss on her feel free to do so and post it here.





^^ FUCK!! This can't be happening, shit! I'm bout to start having a fit!!
I was hopin my long lost sister was Vanessa Hudgens not THIS less talented bitch! -_-
Ahaha, iunno whats' more embaressing; that you aint really my sister but i pretended it's true..
Or that I made the dumbest face ever so I wouldn't seem forced cuz i'd bear resemblance to u?
And lol @ how we heard bout your exposed pics but they only fucked with our heads
Like "Wtf! These pics aint even hot!? Ima go jerk off to Vanessa Hudgens instead!! >:O"
Plus lol @ Vanessas bf, if i had to choose between him or you, no homo i'd give dick to dude
Cuz with a lil make up I guarantee Zac Efrons feminine ass would make a hotter chick then you
"OMG DIRTY MILEY CYRUS PICS" Nah ur undeveloped & body's bout as smokin as infants
Bitch! You coulda raised that shirt a meter higher and we wouldn't have noticed the difference
Thanks to you Disney movies are officialy ruined and im going through the hardest of trife
When I watch 101 dalmations I'm reminded of ur boy shorts & how they scarred me for life
I mean fo real, peep your body you aint really rockin a ten...
...when Roger Fedderer could use those tennis balls under your bra to beat Andy Roddick AGAIN
Media's talkin again: "Hanna! Think of something quick before your career stops and it's dead!"
Any bright ideas? No? Try taking ya light bulb shaped nose & putting it on top of your head?
Since when did childrens shows characters start having sex and get naked for pleasure?
By the looks of your outfit and nose I'd say Barney and Big Bird must have had a baby together
And look bitch I know i'm JTR but quit calling me, we're only gonna have goupie sex...
When you finally decide to stop being a tease and prove if you've grown hair on ya coochie yet
MILEY! LISTEN! You're fucking UGLY!! I don't think you're gettin it stupid
Look, I didn't even have to show off my hot body and pulled the pic off better then you did
I mean come on, gain a little weight, are you jokin bitch?
Those ribs you got showing wouldn't even feed an etheopian
LOL @ how you look like the Taco bell Chihuahua, seein you is like meeting my hero
Tried to turn me on with the puppy dog eyes but only made me hungry for eating burritos
No talent bitch, after these picture scandals you know your career is gonna die down
& ya chances of makin a comeback are as thin as you've plucked ur ugly eyebrowse



Don't worry Miley, if your shows gets canceled cuz of those pics when you hopped in showers
Atleast with those teeth you can be Mike Myers stunt double if he makes a new Austin Powers
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