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		heres a good trick for you farnsworth 
 
go to a club with a camera and a fake business card from a major magazine and say your looking to do a review.. 
 
thats a good ride if your out of town where people dont recognise you.. 
 
slappers all suddenly think your their ticket to a photo shoot in a popular mens magazine..  youll get looked after by the bar...  and if you fork out on a nice hotel there is absolutly no possible way you wont take home some model slut.. 
 
but theres a disclaimer...  this wont work if your an ugly introverted cunt....... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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