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dude the spider would be lucky if it didn't lose one of its legs if you picked it up by one.
vacuuming isn't cleaner, spiders barely have any guts. I can understand not wanting to smack a potato bug, but damn yo
whatev. i aint trippin'. The only time I got creeped out by a spider was because I walked onto an upper-floor deck at midnight and there was a web I didn't see but I felt it, and as soon as I felt the web I thought "spider" and felt tapping on my head, there was a big black spider with red tipped legs walking on my head 'cuz I went head first through the middle of its nest and so I shook my head and turned on the light and spotted it, and fucking punched it
it curled up and died
then I did this little shake dance like "IF THERE IS a SPIDER ON ME IT AINT NO MORE CUZ IM DANCIN THAT SHIT OFFF HAAAAAA"
yeah, that was kinda creepy.
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