I'm in Alabama home boy. That place you consider too far for internet?

I walk around since my family owns a bunch of land in this area, and there are snakes 'n' bears 'n' creeks and forests, so when I go on a walk, most people would take a gun, I take a bat.

in-case I'm boutta get my ass whooped by a bear or see a snake I wanna kill but don't wanna touch with my bare hands. Yeah, snakes are fucking nasty, I know, not like a pet snake, those are okay but a wild ass snake is just down right scary, a CIVILIZED snake might swallow you whole, but a wild snake is gonna see you and try. So now I carry a metal bat with me when I go exploring the area. It's a beautiful place, as I've said. I'm going tomorrow to a nearby creek and see what I find.

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