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Originally Posted by Kirk
Spiderman 1 was good, I think. The X-Men trilogy isn't shit. I'd say it's about mediocre. Daredevil and the Hulk blew dick. The Incredible Hulk was a good film, man. I'm suprised you'd say that. Iron Man was good too. Blade sucked though.
You forogt about Elektra though. That film SUCKED. But the Fantastic Four films were okay. Ghostrider was alright. I think out of all of the my favorite Marvel films are Iron Man and The Punisher.
And Pinky, DC comics doesn't do much better. Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Catwoman, Superman Returns. Pretty much anything that came out in between Batman Returns and Batman Begins sucked hard.
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Spiderman sucked ass. The first movie dragged on too much and felt like it was a task just to sit through the whole thing. The second one dragged even more and the third was ruined by the shitty portrayal of Venom, one of the greatest spiderman villains of all time.
The Incredible Hulk was just boring. Abomination was fucking shit. That was a gay ass portrayal of yet another great villain. Iron Man was decent with the origins side in the build up to before he got the famous suit. Then it is fucking gay as hell.
Yes, Elektra sucked also.
Fantastic Four was anti-climactic.. with a boring ass build up that took forever. The only highlight was Jessica Alba. The sequel was fucking even gayer.. what the fuck at Galactus being a big ass smoke cloud.
Ghost Rider was barely watchable, personally I think Nicolas Cage was a poor choice for the role and there were far too many corny ass moments. The Punisher is absolute fucking TRASH!! My god, that is by far the worst of the bunch.. even worse than queer ass Ben Affleck as Daredevil. Now, if we are talking the original Punisher with Dolph Lungdren.. that is actually ok for a watch, but not worth buying.
Oh and yes, The Punisher remake is even gayer than David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. ROFL!!