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Originally Posted by Cowboy Bob
Spiderman sucked ass. The first movie dragged on too much and felt like it was a task just to sit through the whole thing. The second one dragged even more and the third was ruined by the shitty portrayal of Venom, one of the greatest spiderman villains of all time.
The Incredible Hulk was just boring. Abomination was fucking shit. That was a gay ass portrayal of yet another great villain. Iron Man was decent with the origins side in the build up to before he got the famous suit. Then it is fucking gay as hell.
Yes, Elektra sucked also.
Fantastic Four was anti-climactic.. with a boring ass build up that took forever. The only highlight was Jessica Alba. The sequel was fucking even gayer.. what the fuck at Galactus being a big ass smoke cloud.
Ghost Rider was barely watchable, personally I think Nicolas Cage was a poor choice for the role and there were far too many corny ass moments. The Punisher is absolute fucking TRASH!! My god, that is by far the worst of the bunch.. even worse than queer ass Ben Affleck as Daredevil. Now, if we are talking the original Punisher with Dolph Lungdren.. that is actually ok for a watch, but not worth buying.
Oh and yes, The Punisher remake is even gayer than David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. ROFL!!
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I swear to God, if Carnage is in the 4th one and he's not a fucking murderer, I'm gonna be so fucking pissed that I may stab a person. But yeah, the first did run on a bit long. It was overall the best of the Spiderman films though. By far, in my opinion. Except that old live action tv show.
The Incredible Hulk was a good film, I think. Edward Norton did a good job. And Abomination looked wack from the neck up. If they had changed his face up, I think he woulda been alright.
I think the only reason Fantastic Four was alright was because we got to stare at Jessica Alba. "Director Tim Story claimed he made Galactus a cloud so that the future Silver Surfer spin-off film would have a chance to be unique and introduce the character as he normally appears." Which brings me to my next point, LOL at a Silver Surfer movie. His portryal in FF was fucking horrid, man.
As for Ghostrider, there were some alright parts in it. The final fight was so fucking short that it was a let down to watch the entire thing. But looking at Eva Mendes the whole way through was alright.
I don't think the Punisher was as bad as you say it was. It sucked at some parts but it's an enjoyable watch. They should have made it alot darker though. But that new one thats coming out? Fuck, shoot me.
Hellboy is DarkHorse, btw.