It depends on how deadly the snake looked

first I would be like HOW FLEXIBLE ARE YOU

YOU GOTTA BEND DOWN MAN, YOU GOTTA BEND DOWN AND SUCK THAT SHIT OUT

and he's like, trying, and like "I can't do it! I can't do it man! I can barely bend down and I'm in terrible pain I think I might die"

So I walk back and forth, back and forth, he either dies, and if he doesn't, I run off to get help.

I could run off immediately also.

But sucking a dick to save a life? You're out of your fucking mind..



Edit:

even though in modern times everyone has a cellphone and although he can't reach a hospital, a hospital can reach him. :|

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