So, I figured that I'm not leaving this site any time soon. I keep coming back to it, so why not rep a crew.

Anyway, I figured you might want to know something of my character, so:


This one time, at band camp, I wanted to get with this chick but she was playing a little too hard to get. So I slipped a roofie in her drink, but she was clever and said she wasn't thirsty. Then she sneezed, so I offered my handkerchief which I had doused with chloroform. She was like "nah, it's ok" and used some tissue. But, not to be denied a good fuck I gave in to my true nature and smashed her fucking skull into the bedpost and then raped her................... TWICE.

So what do you say, am I worthy?

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