but a typical american would come over, get in a fight with an aussie, piss off a few local gangs and not even know it, and never put two and two together

"like damn yeah man my trip to australia was awesome except I beat the shit out of some drunk at a party and later a group of people chased and spray painted my rental car, and thats only two days of my trip..."


shit even if dude got killed, the fucking news of america wouldn't piece together the puzzle. They'd just be like "American citizen killed on a visit trip to Australia, U.N. leaders are questioning Australia about safety"