ill beat you over the head with a remote control/
and maybe later to open ya skull ill hit you wit h a PLAYSTATION console/
yo i click the trigger faster than you click the remote/
your fav channel is gay porn cause you love to watch guys deep throat/
ill smack you in the face with the button 1 thru 9/
and then place the remote in ya back to hold up ya spine/

next weapon- micheal jacksons zippered jacket