Yeah they are, jelly rolls man. I just got off the scale. I'm at 438 pounds. can't even walk up the steps without running out of breath. I eat like 30 jelly donuts a day, not counting the 3 bags of chips that I put on top of all 5 pizza's I eat a day, on top of the 3 24 packs of coke I go through every 2 hours.
I'm going to be going to defend your rights to willingly be able to post on this shit too