Poetic, you need to learn about hard life man.


I don't remember anything really about my life from the first 3 years. But when I was three I crashed into a cornfield. My adoptive parents found me there, adopted me of course. Then I grew up to learn I was different. I had all these abilities that I had to hide from the world for fear of being the subject of media hype or scientific experimentation. Then when I was fifteen I discovered that I had actually come from another planet. I WAS AN ALIEN!! Dealing with that has been the hardest shit ever.

So, don't talk to me about your hard life, you don't know the meaning of hard until you've almost burnt down a coffee shop because you had sexual feelings towards the first love of your life.

Fucker.

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