get a monkey and feed it laxative this pets got shit to give/
hang it upside down wait for the enemy this ape about to commit a felony/
enemy in sight monkey puts the shite into flight it was a dirty sight/
dam near drowned the punk he got out alive but man he stunk worse than a rotten roadkill skunk fumes got him drunkhigher than a dude doin junk/

next weapon--nerf gun