Originally Posted by JTR

No because I wouldn't ask for the size, I'd just be like "your son is annoying, he keeps telling me his dick is bigger, it's mad annoying because i'm huge so he obviously can't be bigger right?"

Then she'd be like "ofcourse not sugar plum!"

And then i'd be like "well tell him it is anyways, he needs it for his confidence"

and then she'd be like "awww hunny bunny, you are the sweetest canadian man ever!"

and then we'd have sex... again...

nothing gay about that is there?