Ahhh An equation. Do you mean equation literally as there could actually be some scientific equation to put into play the velocity of the sperm from climax to the velocity of the tree falling? And other mathematical explanations? Interesting.

And yes. It was just me and the tree. The tree and I. Nobody else around. All our dirty deeds unwitnessed. Death jizz could have been the cause. I usually pass out after climax due to the high velocity of my sperm leaving my penis so I could not tell you.

The addition of a third party is interesting angle though. Somebody with Tego like reflexes maybe

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